Tuesday, September 15, 2009

College Student Kills Intruder with Samurai Sword

No way this happened. The AP is reporting that a Johns Hopkins University student killed an intruder in his garage with a Samurai sword early Tuesday morning. The report states that the student heard noises coming from the garage and armed himself with a sword before investigating. In the garage, he found a man ripping off some stuff, and the burglar apparently thought it a good idea to attack a dude holding a sword. Bad idea. According to reports, the student sliced off the burglar's hand and cut a large laceration into his midsection. I hope the police are checking into the possibility that the student is the immortal Highlander.

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